Sentenial

Smartest monkey ever.

Worst middle finger cover-up ever.

“Let me know if you need more.”

“Fuck yea..”

“Everyone can carry guns. If you kill someone though, you get murdered and you go to jail.”

Cool.

The Flower

“You’re not a single lady, buddy.”

“What are you guys doing? My face…”

“I do things differently now. I go to the store different. I dress up for halloween. I don’t have road rage. I sing along in the car with whatever song is on. I play Guitar Hero. I don’t judge people anymore.”

“Got a big fuckin cotton boner.”

“Don’t fuck with us or we’ll rip your nuts off!”

“Yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh yeh-yeh-yeh  yeh-yeh-yeh. Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoh!”