Smartest monkey ever.
Worst middle finger cover-up ever.
“Let me know if you need more.”
“Everyone can carry guns. If you kill someone though, you get murdered and you go to jail.”
“You’re not a single lady, buddy.”
“What are you guys doing? My face…”
“I do things differently now. I go to the store different. I dress up for halloween. I don’t have road rage. I sing along in the car with whatever song is on. I play Guitar Hero. I don’t judge people anymore.”
“Got a big fuckin cotton boner.”
“Don’t fuck with us or we’ll rip your nuts off!”
“Yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh yeh-yeh-yeh yeh-yeh-yeh. Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoh!”